Well if there's a quicker way of getting arrested we'd like to hear it.
24-year-old Lindsay McNamara was charged with disorderly conduct and malicious destruction of property after she walked into a Massachusetts police station in December and threw raw bacon and sausages at the police officer behind the dispatch window while announcing that she was 'here to feed the pigs'.
What inspired her to commit such a wanton act of aggression that was more than definitely going to get her being arrested is unclear, with both her mother and the officer subjected to the meat battering claiming that she 'just needs help'.
Fingers crossed she does, for the sake of police and fry lovers everywhere.
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