Nobody is safe. NO ONE. Not even Emma Stone's eyes are safe. The fact Tiny opened with "Good evening, and welcome you bunch of despicable, spoiled, minimally talented brats."
Highlights include a certain Bill Cosby impression, Jaoquin Phoenix bashing (and after he proclaimed he fancied Amy, how harsh), Robin Wright's disembodied head at the 3:10 mark; Wes Anderson arrving on a "bicycle made of antique tuba parts", and very flattering detailing of Amal Alamuddin's career to date. Did we mention that Bill Cosby gets a mention? Yep.
Oh, Tina and Amy. We will really miss you next year. Are you sure you won't do it again? GOWAN, YOU WILL, YOU WILL, YOU WILL. Otherwise, Ricky Gervais will be back in there, sweating and snickering up a storm given half a chance. It's like he's auditioning all over again. You know, by kind of repeating a fair whack of Tina and Amy's opening monologue.
