Forget the whole oncoming train scenario, as well as the deadly electrified third rail, these daredevils/wannabe street athletes/certified idiots (delete as appropriate) discovered a whole new way to cause themselves harm on New York's subway by trying to do long jumps across the train tracks.
Emphasis on the try here.
We'd almost have sympathy for them except that they need to learn how dumb their idea is the hard way. That guy's face says it all really.
Via Twitter