The internet has taught us time and time again that we've been doing pretty much everything in our lives up to this point entirely wrong. In fact it's a surprise that we're even still alive, given how powerfully stupid we all are.
While you might have thought to yourself "at least I can eat an apple normally though, there's no way I could be doing that wrong", it turns out that you're totally wrong and that you're a complete failure at everything. EVERYTHING.
That might seem harsh, but hey look, this is basic stuff. Everyone knows that you need to cut an apple into small sections in the shape of a tic-tac-toe board and then put an elastic band around it to transport it easily, surely? We always did anyway, we just never told anyone about it.
Via i100
