It's bad enough that we've got SNL making sketches with terrible accents accusing us being of incestuous freaks who go on dating shows, now the US Army is doing, well, it's hard to say.
This video - which was posted by the real-life, official US Army's social media accounts - shows an Apache helicopter firing off four-leaf clovers (not shamrocks, by the way), some kind of SAM battery also firing a four-leaf clover, and a soldier doing some kind of weird dance to the kind of music that Irish-Americans probably think passes for popular music here.
In short, this video is the best possible reason for taking St. Patrick's Day away from Irish-Americans until they all calm down and stop with this kind of stupidity.
Happy #StPatricksDay from the #USArmy.
We appreciate how everyone wears a little green like us today. pic.twitter.com/NQc2xJLkkD
— U.S. Army (@USArmy) March 17, 2018
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