Say hello to Princess Nyanko, the real life 'so fluffy I'm gonna die' animal that could actually kill you with its cuteness.
Seriously, you could tell us that this was a weapon meant to disarm and surveil and we'd be 100% okay with it if it meant we got to keep it around. And in case you're wondering what type of cat Princess Nyanko is, she's a Scottish Fold cat AKA the ones that Taylor Swift has. And if it's good enough for Swifto...
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