Let that image burn into your mind for a minute.
Sufficiently scarred? Alright, let's continue.
Sharon Osbourne opened up about a deep dark secret she's kept from the world for 35 years on The Talk yesterday, revealing that way back when she first arrives in the States she had a casual hook-up with none other than the human chin himself Jay Leno. But in case you're worried it was a big scandal and she cheated on Ozzy, don't worry, it was pre-bat-eating and Black Sabbath madness.
Explaining the set up, she said: 'I'd just arrived in America. I didn't know many people. I had met my husband but we were just friends. My friend worked at this place and she said, 'You have to come down because it's full of men'. I came down and it's full of men performing. And this one person, I think, 'Oh, he's very nice, very funny'. So my friend goes, 'I've got his number'. So we prank called him and he liked my voice. Then I kept calling.'
One thing led to another and he actually came round to my house and met me. And then we had a little fling. The fling was more fling for me and not fling enough for him, because a couple of months into it he brought around the real love of his life for me to meet. And she was lovely. They were so kind to me and continued a friendship over the years'.
And when asked whether or not they did the nasty, Sharon was coy saying 'It was so long ago, I can't remember.' But then being coy is not one of her strengths, so she admitted that yes, they had had sex.
Breakfast still inside your body? No, ours neither.
