Look, we could all use some advice on how not to get Ebola, and this is the best we've heard.
New Yorkers may well be worried this morning after finding out that a doctor who just returned from West Africa has tested positive for Ebola. Obviously, that's a bit of a problem, and people may be worried about the disease spreading.
Errol Louis, a reporter on the NY1 station in the city, had some sage advice for all those concerned citizens however, by advising them not to eat Ebola-infested poop.
You can't say fairer than that.
Via Deadspin