See, this is why Carlton should do what he does best, by way of sticking to shows where he doesn't get to talk much. Yep, we're still jarred by his mournful appearance on last year's I'm a Celebrity... He should've just grabbed Big Mo and done the quick step around Croc Creek for three weeks straight.
For those of you rubbing your ears in disbelief, they do indeed appearing to be singing "Gold member, gold member, gold member, his member is soooo gooold."