All he needed was just one more word to round off the sentence...
Paul Merson was in his usual chair on Soccer Saturday today on Sky Sports News, and as usual was tasked with describing one of the 3pm kick-offs in the Premier League. Unfortunately, he got very excited about a particular piece of skill during the Liverpool v West Brom game as he was describing it, and as he tried to explain exactly what happened, he gave some details about the goalkeeper's reaction in an unfortunate and slightly NSFW way.
It must have been a really, really good touch.