Well, Dougie's looking a bit ashen of face, despite saying he's looking forward to hosting the biggest awards show on the planet this coming Sunday. At least Ellen has some good advice - like the skitter-inducing nugget of just keep writing and changing things like an hour before the show...
Failing that, he can always offer to "paint the audience", 'cause the selfie thing can not be re done. Just ask last year's IFTA hosts...
Neil should just arrive as Hedwig and insist on taking a rake load of Belfie's with Benedict Cumberbatch. He'd be up for that. He's on honeymoon, after all.
