Behold the floppy-floppy-spider of the sea.
It may be a little early for so many up-close-and-personal looks at octopuses/octopi (especially when they are farting ink) seeing as they quite slimey and gross, but ze frank's 'True Facts About The Octopus' proves that cephalopods are actually quite amazing creatures, if terrifying (that beak man).
Prepare yourself for some education. Hey, you never know, it may help you win a pub quiz/save your life some day.
Via YouTube