"This is the last time I'm doing this, so we're not leaving any room for leftovers."
Oh man, we're really going to miss this guy.
Barack Obama took part in his final Thanksgiving turkey pardon today and once again brought out all the best/worst puns he could muster, continuing his eight year tradition of embarrassing his daughters as much as possible.
And if you're wondering who those two boys that very much aren't Obama's daughters Sasha and Malia are, they're his nephews who, unlike his daughters, haven't "yet been turned cynical by Washington" and enjoy the pomp and grandeur of the whole event.
The jokes on Sasha and Malia though, who may have missed the pardoning due to a "scheduling conflict" but will have to put up with the puns for the rest of their lives as Obama promised to do "this every year from now on" because he's "not going to quit this habit cold turkey".
"Yes we cran," was probably the highlight of the whole speech which you can watch below. Yes we cran, indeed.
