Amnesia is mostly a terrible thing, but when it's really, really short-term and just a side effect of someone coming out of anaesthesia while also being on all the pain medication in the world, it can be hilariously entertaining and also the sweetest thing in the world. Jason Mortensen underwent surgery to repair damage from previous surgeries, and his wife was on hand to record the outcome.
Two thumbs way, way up guy. You just bagged yourself a lifetime of brownie points. Unless this is another Jimmy Kimmel stitch-up and you're an actor (we don't trust anything anymore).