Do note that eyes can water for various reasons - sadness, guffawed laughter, mild rage / nausea. You will feel all of the aforementioned and possibly more because T Mobile have gone all out to bring you every facet (including rear shots and side shots, which are bound to cost extra) of Kim Kardashian West.
It's not exactly saving the whales, but there are some people who will be devastated once the realisation of Kim's message sinks in fully. Her app, after all, does bring in hundreds of millions each quarter. True story.
