It's a Monday, so two things have happened. You've had to drag yourself out of bed and trudge into work, and the latest episode of John Oliver's Last Week Tonight is out, which means only one thing.
Yep, you're just going to have to stop what you're doing, start watching, and make your weekly pact with the deity of your choice that if you don't get caught this week, you'll never do it again.
Last night's episode saw Oliver and his team tackle LGBT discrimination in America, which is somehow legal in 31 states. Over to you, John.