People. Are. The. Worst.
Just in case you needed reminding that the dating scene is a nightmare and that it really is better to be alone than to put yourself through horrible circumstances in an attempt to not be, Jimmy Fallon asked people to tweet him their worst experiences on a first date. The responses are truly, truly upsetting.
Imagine the worst thing that's every happened to you while trying to impress someone and then ask how it could be worse. That's what happened to these people.
Although we have to admit, we kind of like the sound of the walrus guy. At least he has a sense of humour?
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