Really, this is so much more than the title suggests. She also manages to tweet the following while tottering on a seesaw with Jimmy Kimmel...
Had 2 throw out my sheets again
— Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) July 4, 2014
That was one of the more user friendly tweets she could've been forced to send. Others included "I cry when I pee"and "What beer goes well with children's Tylenol?"
Observe this week's edition of Jimmy Kimmel's Tweeter Totter. It's a bit slow to get off the ground (apologies), but you can amuse yourself by looking at Jessica's heels. Want.