We've all suffered 'Mammy haircuts'. One time, my mum actually gave my sideburns and a mullet - as a style choice, not unintentionally, but she never gave us a bowl cut with a potentially broken bowl.
As for 'Hot Ice', well, that's the band Joe Elliot would've been in had he not already been committed to Def Leppard. True story.
For those wondering the level of Jeremy's singing prowess, well, it's FAULTLESS *stuffs hairclippings into ears* Still, at least he has the day job as Hawkeye.