Apologies; given Mr Lowe - star of the big and small screen, and stealer of our hearts - posted this over the weekend we should've brought you the unbridled joy of his actions much, much sooner. We've all been missing out.
Behold the wonder that is Rob Lowe entertaining himself on a Saturday night.
This is what I'm doing on my Saturday night. Enjoy. pic.twitter.com/Vak9gDCVYC
— Rob Lowe (@RobLowe) July 12, 2015
If you'd like to sample more of Rob's more current work, you can see him in Parks and Recreation. If you're looking for something more retro and rather more steamy, may we recommend About Last Night. It's a film from the 80s mostly featuring him and Demi Moore in a state of undress.