Skills, tekkers, tecks, ills, call them what you want, Cristiano Ronaldo has them all.
Whatever your turn of phrase, Cristiano Ronaldo was at it again yesterday, and made us feel wholly inadequate as footballers in the process.
Just so you know, tricks is the only term I'm willing to accept, and when applied correctly, the term for having the action completed on you is known as being "roasted". Now, are you glad we cleared all that up?
