We've all been in those situations at a house party where the bottle opener has gone walking, and all you've got in your hand is a sheet of A4 paper. 

While the temptation is to start writing down the feelings of despair and frustration that are rushing through you at that moment, perhaps in an attempt to start some form of epic novel, thankfully Rhys Morgan has a much better and more productive idea that won't end up with you living as a recluse in a log cabin and wearing the same cardigan every day.