We can imagine that this machine is very popular in certain parts of middle America, where there's not much else to do other than burn piles of garbage. 

Now, don't get us wrong, we totally want one, we're just not sure of the practicality of shelling out for one of these bad boys. However it cool it looks. 

Prices range from $700 - $800, but if the import charges don't clear you out, we're pretty sure you'd end up on an Interpol list somewhere. 

Anyhow, the site that sells them is over yonder