Flaming Jenga. Not a euphemism. Actually Jenga, just on fire.

It's moronic shit like this that keeps aliens away and makes us all look bad, while also proving that we evolved from monkeys. Because clearly some people out there still have monkey brains and think that burning yourself to play a game sounds like a good idea (including fireball).

We're just going to get off this planet at the next stop. The void of space is lovely this time of year.