There's a reason a group of crows is called a murder, and you can see it in this one's eyes.
Scott Rogers encountered this insane crow who wouldn't let go of his windscreen wiper even when it was on full speed and the car was moving. As he tells it:
The event took place as I left my home with a friend. We immediately noticed the crow sitting on the wipers of my car, which was parked in the driveway. Amused, we thought we'd scare it away by approaching, but it coolly watched us rather than fly away. We thought opening the car doors would make it leave. No dice. Same with starting the car. Surely, reversing out onto the street would scare it off. It did not, the crow just stared at us through the windshield. After slowly inching down the street without the crow moving, I gave it some gas, and even with enough acceleration to blow its feathers backed, it just perched there. I couldn't very well drive to my destination with a large bird on my wipers, so I pulled over and engaged the wipers, sure that it would finally take off.
It all ended well, with Rogers gently pulling the bird off the wiper after it refused to leave of its own accord, after which it flew away. Probably to summon a gang to kill the driver and his pal.
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