We so very desperately want to believe this is real.
Usually when you see grainy CCTV footage like this, chances are it's usually staged as part of some TV show in Asia or even just a very well-organised stunt.
Either way, this is pretty cool.
The footage shows three customers in a restaurant getting especially rowdy and throwing food at just about everyone.
The staff seem a bit helpless and are taking the abuse when - POW! - enter what we're calling Jacqueline Chan, daughter of Jackie Chan, who totally knocks the crap out of them in a few seconds.
We would have gone with Bruce Lee, but we could think of the female version of Bruce.
Anyhoo, the lady lays them out in a manner of seconds and just stands there waiting for them to make another move. It's awesome.
Take a look.
You might wanna mute the video unless you're really into hard Russian dubstep.
