Bonus points if you can spot Kutcher's errant 'nut' that goes for a wander after some car seat gymnastics.
Oh Ashton. It feels like only yesterday you were goofing around on our televisions as Kelso or on 'Punk'd' and now you're about to become a father of two. Time is a cruel mistress.
Not as cruel as the hold Peppa Pig has on the Kutcher-Kunis household however. Turns out that pig gets around and is slowly brainwashing the children of the world into having British accents, which is enough to set Kutcher off on a dad rant about kids' toys and car seats that proves time really, really has moved on from pranking Justin Timberlake and making him cry.