Fair play to her for sending anything to acknowledge the day. Personally I'd be over the other side of the planet pretending to all and sundry that I'd no idea anyone - never mind a hot Hollywood actress in her twenties - was getting married to my partner of 14 years with whom I had two children.
Not Vanessa. She instead opted to show something resembling a wicked sense of humour by sending the happy couple a kitchen appliance. More specifically - a toaster. Well, what else was she going to send; she couldn't pretend she didn't know anything about the nuptials given it was all over the news, her two children were obviously going to be there, and she was SENT AN INVITE. Although, to be fair to Depp, that is a bit of a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" scenario re the invite...
It may be the blandest wedding present in existence (which may or may not signify their relationship), but at least it's functional. Hey, every cloud. And presumably it wasn't a hand-me-down, like the yacht Depp gave to Amber...
Depp reportedly renamed the £21.5 million yacht he gave to ex Vanessa Paradis as a wedding gift for Amber Heard. The 51-year-old actor saved some money by giving the super boat a new title, Amphitrite - after the ancient Greek queen of the sea - and ditching its old moniker, Vajoliroja, which was named after himself, former partner Vanessa, and their children Lily-Rose, 15, and Jack, 12.
However, the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' actor did dip his hand in his pocket to splash out on two 'his and hers' Shetland ponies for the 28-year-old actress, who he married at their Los Angeles home on Tuesday February 3rd.
The couple tied the knot for a second time on February 7th at Amber Beach on the star's £2.4 million private island, Little Hall's Pond Cay, on the Bahamas - where the yacht is moored.
