The latest celebrity embroiled in a sex tape scandal, Verne Troyer, is deeply hurt that his ex-girlfriend, Ranae Shrider, "leaked" their actions to the press, and then released a blow by blow account of the, eh, mechanics for people who were wise enough not to watch the video. Dr. Evil's id said: "I feel like I have no privacy Just because people are seeing something that was meant to be between me and her. That's the biggest reason that I'm, you know, trying to stop the tape from being released. (I feel) betrayed and hurt... She's still in the house... makes it even harder, to, you know, not strangle her. She's coming up with things and telling the media anything to make it interesting... The things she says just aren't true." Like the bath incident Shrider regaled to The News Of The World. OK, for those of a delicate disposition, might I suggest you avert your eyes nnnnnow: "I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub. Sadly I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in he got lost under the water and I couldn't see him." For those of you still reading, how's this for a bundle of contradictions: "I had no complaints (in the bedroom). But the whole thing was over in three minutes. It was strange having sex with someone who couldn't reach to kiss me at the same time... I was so relieved it was over. But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing." Bet you wished you'd taken the aversion advise, right about now...
