What with it being the first day of Movember, that moustached month for men, we thought we'd do a quick collection of the finest facial hair in the land.

We've combed through the facial hairs and come back with our Top 10 Moustaches. Have a read whilst you stroke your moustache.

10. BRUCE GROBBELAR

He might have been a cheat, but by God, Bruce Grobbelar and his moustache won the hearts of millions. That and his goalkeeping / pysche-outs.

 

 

9. NIGEL MANSELL

It wasn't his formidable skills as a Formula 1 driver, his attention to detail or his clinical thinking when it came to winning. No, Nigel Mansell was the fastest man on the planet because of his 90's-tastic moustache. It was always the moustache.

 

8. FREDDIE MERCURY

AHH-AAAH! HE'LL SAVE EVERY ONE OF US! Also, honourable mention to Brian Blessed and his Viking beard in Flash Gordon.

 

7. JOHN CLEESE

He was seen with it and without it, however Cleese's moustache throughout Fawlty Towers was magnificent. Proud, brisk and positively British - just like its owner.

 

 

6. HERCULE POIROT

Who didn't love David Suchet and his uber-hipster, oiled-up moustache? Also, that art-deco opening credits brings back floods of memories.

 

 

 

5. PRINCE

Look, we don't care if it's pencil thin and not at all impressive. Prince's Little Richard-inspired moustache is a part of his entire being. Razor-thin and spouting sexual deviancies, he and his moustache are one. Also, you just know that moustache has been to some hallowed places.

 

4. RON BURGUNDY

HEY EVERYBODY, COME OVER AND SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK.

 

 

3. RON SWANSON

Ron Swanson from Parks & Rec has a moustache like no other. Sturdy and reliable, Little Ron (that's what we like to think he calls it) is as much a feature of Swanson as his hatred of vegetarianism and local government. 

 

 

2. TOM SELLECK

No joke, Tom Selleck is the only man we can think of on this list who looks just wrong without a moustache. Three Men And A Baby? Magnum PI? Blue Bloods? That time he was in Friends? Moustache heaven, folks. There isn't a man living who could pull off an ostentatious sports car, a Haiwaan shirt and a moustache and not be called an ass. Tom Selleck could.

 

1. HULK HOGAN

YOU KNOW SOMETHING, BROTHER. WHEN WE START TALKING ABOUT HULK HOGAN, YOU JUST GOTTA USE CAPITAL LETTERS. BECAUSE YOU KNOW SOMETHING, BROTHER? THAT'S HULKAMANIA.