It's official, 13-year-olds vote for these things. Why else would someone who resembles a cute Disneyfied woodland creature (or chipmunk. There's a Chip 'N Dale joke in there somewhere), but will less fur and more tan, be voted as the 'Hottest Hunk' of 2013. Which, might I add, is a bit premature, there's still another 11 months for someone much hawtter to burst onto the scene.
The British Olympic diver topped the annual poll by Heat magazine (gallery below), beating David Beckham - last year's champion - into third place behind hulky actor Channing Tatum.
The 18-year-old - who is currently giving celebrities diving lessons on fabulously tacky TV show Splash - said: "It's surreal because I just do diving because I love doing it. For people to vote for me like this is great and I want to say a big thank you to everyone who voted."
Tom gained huge support from across the UK when he appeared at the 2012 Olympic Games in London, and won a Bronze medal in the 10-metre Platform diving, but finds it hard to think of himself as a sex symbol - despite his penchant for micro pants, and dancing to I'm Sexy and I Know It - dutifully saying: "I don't think of myself as a hunk. I just think of myself as a normal person who still goes to school, who still has to train 30 hours a week and who just gets on with life."
Heat's editor Lucie Cave added: "I'm delighted that the official hottest man on planet earth is not only British but also wears Speedos for a living. heat readers have once again shown that they have faultless taste."
And, again, that they're 13. Other stars to make the top ten included One Direction's Harry Styles, who came sixth, beating bandmate Zayn Malik, who was at eighth, as well as housewife's favourite Olly Murs, in ninth position.
Heat Magazine's Hottest Hunks 2013, top ten:
4. Zac Efron
5. Ryan Gosling
6. Harry Styles
8. Zayn Malik
9. Olly Murs
10. Johnny Depp
