Recently the folks over at Reddit asked their users for their worst ever Tinder stories, and Redditors responded in their droves. Depressingly and hilariously so in some cases.

You gotta beware, if you're gonna swipe right, you might have a weird night. Deadly, that rhymed.

Warning: These may cause you to commit to a life of abstinence. 

The thread has been going on for a few days now and is worth reading in full as you digest your Christmas turkey. 

Via Reddit