We've already had Emo Kylo Ren and Very Lonely Luke, who squared off in epic fashion last week, and now Dad Joke Han Solo has joined the ranks of Star Wars parody accounts on Twitter that are definitely worth a follow.
Dad Joke Han Solo does exactly what it says in the handle and provides examples of some truly awful dad jokes that Han Solo would never utter (because he's Han Solo after all) but seeing as he's (SPOILER) revealed to be Kylo Ren's father in 'The Force Awakens', the shoe fits.
Just please never make Harrison Ford read these out. Some are truly painful.
Ben how do I do a hashtag?
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 11, 2016
hashtag
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 11, 2016
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 11, 2016
Got it!
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 11, 2016
Ben, let's play #hash #tag! You're #it!
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 11, 2016
Where do Bespins buy their droids? At BesBuy.
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 12, 2016
Why didn't the Stormtrooper's dog want to go to the moon-vet? Because it was actually a SPAY STATION!
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 12, 2016
Ben: WHERE IS THE RESISTANCE KEEPING THEIR ARMIES? Me: IN THEIR SLEEVIES I think Ben has fallen in with a bad crowd. Can jokes save him?
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 12, 2016
What did Qui-Gon Gin get for going shopping at the Darth Mall? HALF OFF! Darth Mall cut him in half with his lightsaber you see
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 12, 2016
Hey Ben, what do they call ice cubes on Hoth? Normal cubes! You haven't been to Hoth Ben but it's an ice planet. Everything is ice!
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 12, 2016
How do X-Wing pilots cheat on tests? They copy Red Leader. #xwing #dadjoke #getitBen?
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 12, 2016
Sometimes when @KyloR3n has been looking all around the ship for me and he finally finds me I say "THIS IS NOT THE DAD YOU'RE LOOKING FOR"
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 12, 2016
Ben, guess why your mother always picks where the rebels hide out Because she knows how to Leia low! Your mother is a treasure
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 12, 2016
Ben asked me why I don't drink beer before liquor I told him it's because Han always does shots first! He’s too young to drink though
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 12, 2016
Today Ben asked me how the hyperdrive works I told him you take a normal drive and give it sugar! He doesn't ask me about the ship anymore
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 13, 2016
Me: Ben for your birthday I'm giving you Mynocks Ben: Dad why Me: I want them to be Yournocks! Ben having a funny father is the real gift
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 13, 2016
When Luke lost the fight against Darth Vader on Cloud City I asked if I could "lend a hand" Luke said ow ow oh god I'm bleeding please help
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 13, 2016
I brought Luke a movie to watch after his hand surgery 1st thing he said: What movie did you bring? 1st thing I said: "Cool Hand, Luke!!"
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 13, 2016
Ben asked what my favorite food is I said Chewbacon! He said what is Chewie's favorite food then I said Ham Solo He almost threw up
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 13, 2016
Why did BB-8 stick out his lighter? He was starting his BB-Q! That's short for barbeque Ben I hope you're hungry for #JOKES tonight!
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 2016
Don't know why but @KyloR3n wore this weird new mask today and asked what I thought of it I said I found his lack of face disturbing
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 2016
If Greedo shot me it would have started a new TV show Why? Because he would have shot a pilot! #haha #goodone https://t.co/wq47h8800r
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 2016
Ben asked me "Where is coruscant?" I said "She lives with corus-Uncle!" Actually Ben's uncle @VeryLonelyLuke is hiding on an island
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 2016
Today I took Ben and his "First Order" club to McDonalds I said "For MY First Order I would like some fries! My Second Order is a coke!"
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 13, 2016
No wonder Kylo Ren went to the Dark Side.
Via Twitter
