Not going to lie, this post was inspired by Pixie Lott's "Outy Vajazzle" from yesterday. Yep, Pixie Lott inspired someone. If that happens again, Armageddon will ensue.
All the usual suspects are assembled, but perhaps they're not wearing the outfits you'd think. There are no meat dresses, there are no cream cake bras, but there maybe a pink pony... These are the outfits that will make you go 'hah?' instead of 'wow'.
No. 5: Katy Perry. She's usually brilliant when it comes to the spectacle, but this offering from the 2012 Kids' Choice Awards was just a little... flat. And bilious. And eye watering for all the wrong reasons. I know she's embodying the slime that everyone gets doused with at these awards, but the bra top just reminds me of a poor mangled Slimer.
No. 4: When you google "Miley Cyrus's most outrageous outfits", the one involving her bending over for Robin Thicke at the MTV 2013 VMAs seems to come out top. This one from the iHeart Festival where no top was involved at all (mesh doesn't count) left us feeling the most 'wrong'. To labour the point, this is reportedly the one outfit to date that Miley's mother Tish has had an issue with.
No. 3: Lady Gaga neck deep in a puddle of dead Kermits. Nuff said.
No. 2: Katie Price at the ColourB4 photocall nearly landed the No.1 spot...
But then she turned up as a tutu sporting pony to peddle her equestrian wear. Whoever is in the arse of that thing is having a real low point - or the time of their lives, depending on their viewpoint.
No.1: None of that, however, comes close to Cher performing in Las Vegas. They are indeed sapphires on her unmentionables...
To see (a lot) more of The Best of Cher's Stage Outfits, make your way here...
