The Sharknado is real, and it's coming for YOU!
We all had a good laugh when we saw Sharknado the first time, slightly less of a laugh during the sequel, and an ironic laugh at the trailer for the third one, but we're damn sure that ain't nobody laughing now, because s**t just got real.
A dogfish shark straight up, legitimately fell out of the sky into the garden of a family in Virginia Beach this week, and just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water, it turns out the sharks aren't even in there, they're in the sky and they will definitely be angry to learn that the first of their clan that they sent off in the Sharknado experiment did not survive. They will be seeking vengeance.
Anyway, according to "scientists", what "really happened" was that an osprey dropped this shark out of its mouth as it flew overhead on the way back to its nest having gone on a fishing trip, and you're welcome to believe that rather logical explanation. On the other hand, we're off to get a chainsaw, because we know how this one ends...
Via Uproxx
