While Tea Leoni was letting Billy Bob Thornton become her "new favourite person in the world", her husband was banging his Hungarian tennis coach.

28-year-old Edit Pakay, who dispenses "private" tutorials for $100, said of her relationship with the 48-year-old midlife crisis case: "David and I are very close friends and we still play tennis together. He's an excellent player. He likes physically strong, fit women (with teeth)... I don't want to say anything that might hurt David. I am not going to deny (the affair claims). I don't know what our relationship means to him (he pays you a hundred bucks an hour, love, enough said)... I wasn't instantly attracted to him. What is great about David is his intelligence and kindness. He is the sort of person you get to like more the more you know him."

Ah, just like how the Playboy Bunnies are attracted to Hugh Hefner? And I bet Meliana Knauss was just super-bowled over by Donald Trump's personality. And what about Anna Nicole Smith finding herself in love with a 92-year-old millionaire? What were the chances?! She was clearly in awe of his intelligence...