Lately, we've been so busy focusing our attention on Kristen Stewart, we completely forgot about the one other person whose relationship status we find so juicy; Jennifer Aniston. She's had quite the colourful dating life since splitting from Brad Pitt. Cushioning the blow after Angelina stole Brad from Jen to use as a pawn in her plan to create the world's largest family, there was an 18 month relationship rebound relationship with Vince Vaughn. Then there was British model Paul Sculfor. Then in 2008 she hooked up with fellow high-profile-celebrity-dater John Mayer for just under a year. Obviously, given how much of a douchebag Mayer is, that was never going to last so she moved on to a brief fling with Bradley Cooper. She should have stuck with him for a little bit longer but instead went on to a rumoured romance with Gerard Butler before another rumoured fling with Jason Sudeikis. Keeping up? THEN, there was Justin Theroux. And now? Well as per Digital Spy, there's rumours this may be coming to an end too.
US Weekly were one of the first to try and spin this into a profitable headline claiming how Justin had been dining with a 'mystery woman'. However, this was actually just his old pal Amy Sedaris though. Sh*t got once again stirred when Theroux had dinner with Jen's pals Courtney Cox and Laura Dern, while she was away. Clearly, celebrities just cannot have friends that are of the opposite sex.
Aniston has since denied reports that a split is on the cards following an argument about their future. Her spokesperson has attempted to squash these rumours by telling Wonderwall that they are completely made up and unfounded. The rep said: "It's once again just another fabrication to sell magazines and has no relationship to reality".
Ugh. Would she ever just get married. Then Brad Pitt will realise what a mistake he's made, he'll leave Angelina and her seventeen children only to burst through the church doors just as the priest asks if anyone has any objections to this union. THEN Brad and Jen will kiss (but not before Brad punches the groom) and at last, all will be right with the world. Amen.
