Whoever is behind the titles for MTV programmes is on FIRE, what with Kerry Katona: The Afterbirth (I flicked past it on Sunday, just in time to hear her belch *sighs*) and their upcoming show The Best is Yet to Come. I would consider myself to be quite lewd of mind, yet it was still shocking to learn it's all about him not having hoo-haw for 50 days. In his defence (by way of promoting the show), Calum said: "I'm not the guy people think I am. I'm f***ing well-mannered. You ask any of my friends. I might be a naughty boy and a bit of a perv, but my mum raised me well. People assume that I'm a d*** and I'm disrespectful to women, but it's not true. Any girl you talk to will say I'm respectful. I just have this lothario image because I'm single and I like dating. If I can use this to show people I ain't that dude the past couple of years has made me out to be, then good." That should be a walk in the park for any self-respecting f***ing well-mannered perv.
