Wow. Just... wow.
You may remember Tallafornia on TV3, that actually-awful reality TV show that lasted two seasons and had no impact whatsoever on your daily lives.
It was awful. How awful? Senator David Norris used it as an example of Ireland's cultural decline in a Seanad debate. Really.
So, aside from turning at nightclubs in the arsehole of nowhere and maintaining their social media profiles, we're guessing the cast hasn't been up to a whole lot.
Or so we thought.
It appears that a few of the cast members have joined up and made a web-series that sees them, well, doing whatever it is they do.
Infectious - seriously, that's an awful name - sees Nicky, D-Pole, Marc and other people whose names we're not bothered to learn go to nightclubs and gyms, bitch about each other and generally attempt to maintain a celebrity status that is fast dwindling.
Why Infectious? Is it to do with the fact that they're all probably carrying a variety of STDs? Or is it because they themselves are the infection? Who cares.
Aside from the piss-poor production values and editing, this is actually quite sad and very, very cringey.
They're clearly clinging on to the fact that a few people remember them from their TV show. We're guessing pretty much every production company and TV station passed on this - hence why it's being released on the web.
Also, how many times are they going to use that OneRepublic song? And did they even get permission to use that song, in fact?
We can't imagine this is going to be online for long, so watch it now before they pull it out of embarrassment.
If you last the full twenty-nine minutes, you deserve a big special prize.
Hang on, what are we saying? None of these people feel shame like actual human beings.
