There's a reason these folk are referred to as SUPER models; they're not really human y'see and therefore not susceptible to aging like the rest of us. Usually when you stumble upon a group of 'now and then' pics or a gallery of 'SHOCK HORROR - celebs without make-up' you know you'll find at least ONE less-than-flattering snapshot of an otherwise groomed-to-perfection face and, in the process, make yourself feel a little bit smug. "SEE, not even SHE looks good first thing in the morning," you might say. Unfortunately though, that won't happen this time; most of these ladies look as beautiful now - if not more so - as they did when we first laid eyes on them.
Let's take a look 'n see shall we?
EVA HERZIGOVA - "Which one is then and now?" you wonder. It's that hard to tell, she looks so damn good. Well the one on the right is from 2005 and the left is from January of this year. 7 years and not a saggy eye socket in sight.
CLAUDIA SCHIFFER - OK she's definitely gotten worse at the ole eye liner application but otherwise? What has she aged, a few days?
LINDA EVANGELISTA - As with Eva there's a 7 year difference between these pics and all that's changed is that she's gotten herself a bit of an oul wan hairstyle.
NAOMI CAMPBELL - Ah come ON. These pics were taken on the same day, no?
CINDY CRAWFORD - Right. We're getting somewhere now. Cindy has aged a little but still, she's aging gracefully and naturally and those boobs still point due North. What's more, the pic on the right was snapped in 1995, so when you realise there's a SEVENTEEN year difference between pics, you'll be wanting some of what she's having.
KATE MOSS - Actually looks better now than she did when she started out.
ELLE MACPHERSON - A few laughter lines but sadly not enough to warrant an evil bitch chuckle a lá Charlize Theron in Snow White and The Huntsman.
HELENA CHRISTENSEN - Nope, supermodels just DON'T AGE.
BROOKE SHIELDS - Still a very pretty face.
And lastly,
KELLY LEBROCK - BINGO! My my. If you learn anything from this post, let it be that botox, boob jobs and nose jobs are BAD. I say embrace your booblets, work that frizzy hair and for CHRISSAKES, do not blow your lips up to the size of two sunburned caterpillars; it is NOT a good look.
