Chiltern Firehouse. There doesn't seem to be anywhere left in London to go apart from Chiltern Firehouse...

While most outlets were concerning themselves with Dougie Poynter scuffling with a photographer as he departed the premises with Ellie Goulding (they are still together, then), we were far more interested in the below snaps of Stephen Fry, whizzing off on a mobility scooter.

We have no idea why he's employed a mobility scooter as he seems perfectly fit to walk...

Presumably he just really wanted to show off the sticker on the front, and to be honest we're fierce grateful for that this morning. My, how we laughed.

And you thought the slogans couldn't get better than the one on this T-Shirt... Mr. Fry, you are a ledgebag.