Everyone turned up (even Grimmy despite his start at Dawn's crack. Although Daisy Lowe wasn't there. But Salma Hayek and Dita Von Teese more than made up for her absence). Everyone looked fabulous. Apart from Delilah. Bit much, love, in a 'oh, it seems my breasts got snagged in this swan feathered whale' net. And we could've done with a bra here on Amber Valletta. Bit nipply. And the mumps (man pumps) on the far left, there, yikes. I'll stop now.

See all the winners, and the photos from last night event, below.

Winners at British Fashion Awards 2012.
Designer of the Year: Stella McCartney
Designer Brand: Stella McCartney
New Establishment: Erdem
Menswear Designer: Kim Jones for Louis Vuitton
Emerging Talent Award, Ready-To-Wear: JW Anderson
Emerging Talent Award, Accessories: Sophie Hulme
Emerging Talent Award, Menswear: Jonathan Saunders
Accessory Designer: Nicholas Kirkwood
Red Carpet Award: Roksanda Ilincic
Model of the Year: Cara Delevingne
Outstanding Achievement in Fashion: Manolo Blahnik CBE
Special Recognition: Harold Tillman CBE
Isabella Blow Award for Fashion Creator: Louise Wilson OBE
British Style brought to you by Vodafone: Alexa Chung