The man who didn't start life as Paul from The Wonder Years posted this on his Facebook:
"So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU. I know everyone will suggest that f***ing a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have, in 'no way' contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness. Unfortunately, I am going to survive. M."
Marilyn Manson. Still bitter about Evan Rachel Wood. Who knew. His present choice of woman, one Isani Griffith, will be thrilled to hear that.
By the by, how does Manson get such stunners? There was Dita Von Teese who he carelessly cast aside for the younger model; that being Wood, who in turn reportedly cast him aside - reportedly for her brother (not in that way, jeeez, that's how rumours get started *tsks*). Remember, there was an argument between Marilyn and Evan's live-in brother, so Marilyn kicked him out, which Wood took exception to... Anyway, now he's here, hand in hand, with this fine female... who chooses to be completely oblivious to the fact that she's holding hands with an entity who has wrapped neon cargo netting around its face. There's also the clutching of what appears to be a (plastic?) cobra. And, judging by the size of the make-up case yer man is lugging along behind them; Marilyn looks a complete fright in the morning.
I just don't get it. Is my sex that transfixed with perceived power that all reason dribbles out our ears when our heads are cocked to one side, possibly when checking out the ass? Or perhaps shoe size... *coughs*
