David Beckham said the following at the launch of his new H&M Undies: "I can't walk around the house naked any more now that we have a daughter. I'm still OK in underwear, but not naked. With the boys it wasn't a problem as they're naked all of the time. But now with a daughter, the naked days are over".
Of his Super Bowl ad due to air this Sunday, Beckham added: "The boys are pretty embarrassed about it. They're kids, so they said 'Oh my God Daddy, not again. That's really good, but everyone's going to see you in your pants'"...
And then he said: "Victoria loves me in long johns. I like wearing the normal, short briefs but she reckons she likes me better wearing the long johns! She makes me wear them around the house... but that's OK 'cos they’re comfortable and keep you warm. I've never, ever done a James [Corden] and padded out my pants, or shoved socks down there though. I've never had to for any of the photoshoots I’ve done because, hopefully, I don’t need to. Well, let's just say I've been told I don’t need any help in that department... I think I'm pretty OK."
You haven't read any of the above, have you. You've gone straight for the gallery... Wise.