You know how you've been thinking marriage will never happen for you?
Don't worry. It will. If the universe can allow mass-murderer Charles Manson to get married - and he's serving life in prison - then you can find someone to wed your ugly ass.
Manson, who was convicted of the murder of Sharon Tate, wife of director Roman Polanski, and seven others, is getting married to a 26-year old woman who visits him regularly in prison.
Afton Elaine Burton, who goes by the name 'Star', says that she's in love with the convicted murderer and that "it's going to happen."
Manson, however, rebutted an interview she gave to Rolling Stone a year ago in which she claimed they were getting married.
"That's a bunch of trash, we're playing that for public consumption," Mason explained. However, when Burton was faced with these comments again, she said it wasn't true.
All going to plan, Burton and Manson will be married at some stage in February in a prison visiting room.
Manson, who is turning 80, will not be eligible to apply for parole until 2027.
When he'll be 93. And hopefully dead.
