Jessica Simpson is reportedly pregnant. For approximately the fourth time now. The 31-year-old singer is said to have snubbed a glass of champagne at a recent birthday party and according to (the very reputable) In Touch Weekly, it is because she and fiancé Eric Johnson are expecting their first child. Why, that could be the only reason a celebrity would snub a glass of free champagne.
"She's already having kooky cravings," said a source, and it's not just for sea chicken. Apparently Jessica has developed a taste for nacho chips dipped in chocolate, "which satisfy her urge for salty and sweet." Christ, I've been pregnant for the last 15 years, in which case. The baby just hasn't come out yet, probably 'cause it's enjoying all the champagne I guzzle. Or it's just a food baby. Probably just a food baby.
The couple are due to say 'I do' in November and the insider (AKA Joe Simpson) added that Jessica is not due until spring so the wedding will go ahead as planned. They think the baby is, 'the best wedding gift ever', added the source/Joe.
Joe probably has a reality TV show in the works already.
If the rumours are true (this time), congratulations Jessica. If not, embrace the food baby like I do.
