You go away on holidays, and Sinead O'Connor's separated from her husband of under a month (16 days to be exact). You come back from holidays, and Sinead O'Connor is back with her husband for under a month. Did we mention she has an album coming out next month?
Speaking to the press of their reunion, 45-year-old Sinead said they "want to be boyfriend and girlfriend and stay married." What changed her mind? A booty call with a dash of Say Anything. As has become customary, everything was revealed on the internet, what with Sinead gushing (apologies): "Spent beautiful evening of love making with nine other than husband! Who turned up angelically we decided to be boyfriend and girlfriend." In case you firstly assumed Sinead had spent the evening having it off with nine other people other than her husband, she meant to say "none other than husband." I hope.
What followed is some stuff that your eyes/stomach might not be ready for at this early hour... according to her website, Sinead described 38-year-old Barry as a "hairy cave man" who won her over with his "club", before saying "Yay!!! we decide to be boyfriend and girlfriend again an stay married but we did rush so we gonna return to friend and friend and be sickeningly happy an go counselling (possibly a colleague of Barry's) an move in in like a year like regular people. but stay married an we all in love and f**k each other." That's some romantic skit right there.
More romance came in the form of Sinead and Barry heading to Bray's Martello for a spot of lunch before they hauled out her wheelie bins for this morning's collection. Nice to see them spending some precious time together before Sinead heads off to LA to do record a song for the Albert Nobbs soundtrack. We were informed of this fact by ghost writer Olaf Tyaransen, who just so happens to be penning her autobiography at the moment. Funny that.
