If you're in familiar with the Twitter account, @GetInTheSea, it's essentially a rundown of some things, people or trends in modern culture that need to talk a long walk into the open sea and drown.
Here's just a few examples.
INTO THE FUCKING SEA YOU BOTH GO. ESPECIALLY FUCKING 'Z-MAN' pic.twitter.com/u1q3INCiBo
— Get In The Sea (@getinthesea) June 25, 2015
HAVE YOU LOST THE FUCKING PLOT, ROD? GET IN THE FUCKING SEA, MATE pic.twitter.com/52wxjhbaW1
— Get In The Sea (@getinthesea) June 23, 2015
GOODBYE, YOU’RE GOING IN THE FUCKING SEA pic.twitter.com/VRrwjORcGY
— Get In The Sea (@getinthesea) June 22, 2015
So, with this general idea in mind, we've compiled a list of things that we'd like to deposit in the nearest body of seawater we can find.
They're all awful and they all need to f**k right off.
7. ANYONE WHO USES #eatcleantraindirty
Live Life in Colour☀� #EatCleanTrainDirty https://t.co/gLuzbx3D4G pic.twitter.com/g6S7cJU7o4
— Craig David (@CraigDavid) April 8, 2015
#getinthefuckingseacraigdavid
6. THE WORD 'CHEEKY'
There is nothing cheeky about shit, tasteless chicken dishes. And there's no cheeky about drinking during the week. Get the fuck into the sea there, pal.
5. USING MODELS FOR EVERY SINGLE PRESS LAUNCH
What goes together with a bag of crisps or a children's football competition? Half-naked women in enough foundation to build a house in their face. That makeup's all gonna run when THEY'RE IN THE FUCKING SEA.
Win Tickets to the FAI Junior Cup Final on Sun 17 May? A great family day out @AVIVAStadium https://t.co/QTVBmvVTYC pic.twitter.com/Iocj3pHihF
— AVIVA (@AVIVAIRELAND) May 10, 2015
4. YOUTUBE "CELEBRITIES"
THERE IS NO YOUTUBE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING SEA, JUST YOU AND YOUR SHITTY IDEAS.
3. BRANDS USING JUMPING ON BANDWAGONS AND GENERAL BRAND "BANTER"
Brand-ter, as it's colloquially known, is the absolute worst. The social media managers who engage in it must be drowned in THE FUCKING SEA.
2. ANYTHING CLASS / UNREAL
A Facebook image with Minions over text isn't class or unreal. You know what's class / unreal? YOU IN THE FUCKING SEA.
1. PEOPLE WHO RELENTLESSLY TWEET ABOUT THEIR OTHER HALF
And if they have 'Property of ______' or 'Owner of ______' in their Twitter / Insta bio, they need to be drowned in the sea, brought back to life and then drowned again. You know who we're talking about.