Time to get your fat ass to Dubai and sign up for their new scheme and get some dolla' to make you holla'.

Called Your Weight In Gold, the new Dubai Municipality scheme to encourage healthier living is giving residents a gram of gold, estimated at $45, for every kilogram lost over 30 days with a final weigh-in taking place on August 16th. People taking part in the scheme are being called 'golden losers' and need to lose at least to kilos to get any gold, and the top three losers will be entered into a competition to win a gold coin worth $5,400.

Apparently there's been a sharp jump in obesity in the region as fast food spreads throughout the Gulf, and clearly they have money to burn. We need blag some sort of leprechaun scheme for ourselves.