Sandra Bullock can add her name to the ever sprawling list of those who've been piddled upon by their partners in the respect department.

Her husband of five years, Jesse James, has "allegedly" inserted himself into this yoke on and off for 18 months. Indeed Sandra can source solace from the news that her husband was jeopardising their relationship long before she won her Best Actress Oscar (the likes of Ryan Phillippe, Chad Lowe and, most recently, Sam Mendes all waited until after their wives won said award before they attempted to reclaim their phantom pants); around the time she was shooting her Oscar-winning turn in The Blind Side, in fact.

Get ready for the fifteen minutes, random homewrecker. This is 32-year-old mother of one Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee, who enjoys referring to herself as an "evil c***". According to WENN, McGee "first met James when she approached him about a possible modelling job, and they started exchanging information via email. Then he invited her to meet him at his Orange County headquarters, gave her a tour of his Monster Garage, and then invited her back into his office. McGee recalls, 'He wanted to watch movies, but I asked him, 'What's going on with you and Sandra?' He said, 'She doesn't live here. She has a house in Austin. She is filming, and I can't talk about it.' From that, McGee assumed the two had split and she embarked on a romance with the reality TV star." Which involved doing him in the office three times in the office that very night. They then "had sex at least twice a week for the next five weeks." He declined to use condoms, which this f***ing eejit was OK with.

Naturally, Michelle couldn't keep this information to herself and "bragged about the affair at the X-rated Web site where she once worked, socalglamourgirls.com, said owner Tony Madreno. 'Michelle said she met him and then she came to work for us' last May, Madreno said." McGee then set about informing American magazine In Touch Weekly about her lengthy affair, in which she says she "met his daughter from an earlier marriage, she said, and spent the night with him watching the MTV Movie Awards - which Bullock attended alone. 'He was always texting me sweet things'."

The daughter "from an earlier marriage" (prior to Bullock, James was married some porn star called Janine Lindemulder) made reference to there is the same daughter that Sandra has been helping to raise since she got involved with Jesse. She even helped James obtain custody of his children by "writing a letter to the court saying what a stand-up guy he was."

So, what else does one never need know about McGee... weeeeell, she's a part time hairdresser/tattooist from San Diego. She has a tattoo on her forehead saying "Pray For Us Sinners." She was, believe it or not, raised Amish ("left the church when I was 16. I never looked back. I moved to LA and got tattooed"). She referred to Jesse has her "vanilla gorilla" *hurls quietly*. Her ex-husband has custody of their kid and declared that he feels "sorry for Sandra... This was Michelle's payday."

As for Sandra, she's reportedly moved out of the home she shares with James on Monday. She also cancelled her appearance at the UK premiere of The Blind Side, which was due to take place yesterday in London. A representative said: "Because Sandra isn't coming any more, there isn't going to be an actual premiere. She isn't coming over. I don't know the reason why. We just had the message relayed to us this morning."

Yeah, one must need a hefty amount of time out to digest the not so apparent fact that the man who was once married a porn star and has a history of carousing fame hungry tattooed tarts failed to curb his dawgish ways after you married him.